-Do you need any help?
-I'm fine, thank you. It's pretty shiny so I will probably find it soon.
-Pretty bitching cheese plate you brought over. My computer tells me you friend demanded on Facebook.
-Yeah, well I didn't feel like seeing you on my feeds any longer.
-That's not very nice.
-Yeah, well... You weren't very nice. You hurt me, okay? You hurt my feelings but I can deal with it because I have my big girl pants on.
-You realise you are actually wearing...
-I don't think that's funny.
-Look, I don't want you to be upset with me.
-You are kidding, right? You don't wanna date me that's fine, because I don't wanna date you either because I only wanna date people who wanna date me because that is called self respect, but I do not have to like you, okay? You were never my friend, you were only my lover and that is now over.